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<rss xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title>eSarcasm - Latest Comments</title><link>http://esarcasm.disqus.com/</link><description>Geek Humor Gone Wild</description><atom:link href="https://esarcasm.disqus.com/comments.rss" rel="self"></atom:link><language>en</language><lastBuildDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2019 22:01:46 -0000</lastBuildDate><item><title>Re: 20 Funny (and Unfortunate) Company Names</title><link>http://www.esarcasm.com/8983/funny-company-names/#comment-4341239251</link><description>&lt;p&gt;The captions are as funny as the business names, lol.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;J, &lt;a href="http://www.parkinglotstripingcompanydetroit.com" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" title="http://www.parkinglotstripingcompanydetroit.com"&gt;www.parkinglotstripingcompanydetroit.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Jerome</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2019 22:01:46 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Study: News Stories About Repackaged News Stories Are Repackaged News</title><link>http://www.esarcasm.com/10302/study-news-stories-about-repackaged-news-stories-are-repackaged-news/#comment-3999026958</link><description>&lt;p&gt;This story smells fishy&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">MAR</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2018 20:29:44 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: The Ugly Statistics of Online Dating</title><link>http://www.esarcasm.com/7575/the-ugly-statistics-of-online-dating/#comment-3920846301</link><description>&lt;p&gt;I got many messages on the first few days when I was accepted on this site. I was accepted a month ago. Some messages every few days. The numbers told me there were hundreds looking at my profile. The site messaged me that I was in the top 5%, so they offered me a discount so I would buy more viewing capability.  This could be a lie to bait me to buy from them but I paid nothing to this site. But there were definitely men inviting me for dinners, walks in the moonlight, and personal messages from these men; some proposing I move in with them, some even speaking about marriage and children. Even some women messaged to me; one told me about another elite dating site for millionaires and people successful in the arts.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Kat</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2018 11:05:33 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: The Ugly Statistics of Online Dating</title><link>http://www.esarcasm.com/7575/the-ugly-statistics-of-online-dating/#comment-3920833878</link><description>&lt;p&gt;I was accepted to &lt;a href="http://beautifulpeople.com" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" title="beautifulpeople.com"&gt;beautifulpeople.com&lt;/a&gt; a month ago. Interesting experience. Since my heritage is Norwegian Swedish and I graduated from school in DK, I listed my home from where my family is from, even though I grew up mostly in the US. I travel a lot, and view this as a social experiment about perceptions. I was offered a discount to message members, was told I was in the top 5% most popular. I think this is business ploy by the site to sell more. I saw that most of the people on &lt;a href="http://beautifulpeople.com" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" title="beautifulpeople.com"&gt;beautifulpeople.com&lt;/a&gt; are looking average, but most men would be considered ugly. It was shocking how ugly most of the accepted males are. I expected a group of the worlds most beautiful people, but instead see a group of average women, where I saw much better on the streets of the countries they are from, and most of the men, I doubt if any woman would date. What is strange about this site is that there isn’t much idea about the personalities of the members. Just a few basic facts like weight, height, education, etc. Not many of the men write something about themselves, which makes them very boring, even the few who seem attractive. I’ve never visited a dating site but if this is the norm, it’s not impressive for dating, nor for seeing beautiful people around the world. The acceptance on men should definitely be more strict, and a lot of the women too, especially those from Poland and Germany, who were in most cases strange and scary looking, like science projects, or very plain at best. This reaction is normal for these countries because there are not many attractive women from Poland or Germany; they are not at all in resemblance to their neighbors, like Ukraine and Slovakia. This is not a site that should have a title that includes the words “beautiful people.” I am not being dishonest or inaccurate. I travel extensively, and see so much better in my travels. If anyone calls this site snobbish, they must be even more unfortunate looking than the members on this site, especially the males. This site is not selective enough. I think it allows people membership who are less than attractive, to absolute scary looking, to make more money. I think it is a scam. If this is a normal example of a dating site, with no true measure of personality to match w a photo, dating sites will not serve people the best who want to find someone suitable for friendship, dating or relationship.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Kat</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2018 10:54:40 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Babes in Boyland: Why Women Are Getting Hotter</title><link>http://www.esarcasm.com/2606/babes-in-boyland-why-women-are-getting-hotter/#comment-3469286286</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Absolutely.  She's clearly a feminist b.  Women are only getting hotter because it's ingrained in them to do so.  Still, there's no denying a chick will look better at 18 than when they are 40.  Sorry ladies, but it's the truth!&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">John Smith</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 15 Aug 2017 12:52:34 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Top 12 Rejected Microsoft Slogans</title><link>http://www.esarcasm.com/16495/top-12-rejected-microsoft-slogans/#comment-3221840699</link><description>&lt;p&gt;vista - bad.  XP and 7 - cool.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">test1</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 24 Mar 2017 15:57:46 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Five People You Really Don&amp;#8217;t Want to See Naked and Yet Here They Are – Naked</title><link>http://www.esarcasm.com/24347/five-people-you-really-dont-want-to-see-naked-and-yet-here-they-are-naked/#comment-3221812555</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Cool! )))&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">test1</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 24 Mar 2017 15:42:17 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg Goes Buck Naked</title><link>http://www.esarcasm.com/10237/facebooks-mark-zuckerberg-bares-all/#comment-3006210008</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fd45c6a83c46dd4b8a9979f81180dc30ad2402bf9a70c53b79a7a58a17d3bf07.jpg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" title="https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fd45c6a83c46dd4b8a9979f81180dc30ad2402bf9a70c53b79a7a58a17d3bf07.jpg"&gt;https://uploads.disquscdn.c...&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Royal Rockefeller</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2016 01:07:50 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Geico Gecko Denies Open Marriage Allegations</title><link>http://www.esarcasm.com/23480/geico-gecko-denies-open-marriage-allegations/#comment-2900919627</link><description>&lt;p&gt;I hope the Geico Gekko wins the Presidency &lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Marky360</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2016 21:49:58 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Quiz: Are You an Apple or an Android Fanboy?</title><link>http://www.esarcasm.com/11699/apple-android-fanboy-quiz/#comment-2861832501</link><description>&lt;p&gt;+28 I'm an Apple Lover. Not really accurate. I do like Apple products, even though I never had one in my household. I doubt Apple fanboys will call me a poser for that.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Tanzim Kazi</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2016 23:45:35 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: EXCLUSIVE: iPhone 5 to Include ‘Invisible Fence’ Protection</title><link>http://www.esarcasm.com/20776/iphone-5-invisible-fence/#comment-2827813655</link><description>&lt;p&gt;I came to see!&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">YDT-parts</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2016 22:42:22 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: 15 Stupid Tweets: When #ModernProverbs Go Wrong</title><link>http://www.esarcasm.com/12469/stupid-tweets-modernproverbs/#comment-2801144319</link><description>&lt;p&gt;About 9 out of 1o people would agree with you.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Piquerish</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jul 2016 17:21:50 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Oldest Living Microsoft Fanboy Tells All</title><link>http://www.esarcasm.com/1218/oldest-living-microsoft-fanboy-tells-all/#comment-2649530032</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Absolutely not I'm a really big Microsoft fanboy. Chuck Fecht, Windows Insider, Bing Distill editor and UX Web Developer at your service. &lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Chuck Fecht</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2016 13:36:38 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: The 12 Craziest Google Interview Questions</title><link>https://www.esarcasm.com/7243/crazy-google-interview-questions/#comment-2155875671</link><description>&lt;p&gt;If I was asked so much as ONE of these ridiculous questions at a job interview, I would blink at the moronic fool,  then get up and leave. There are plenty of companies out there that are serious and straight-forward about hiring employees based on their merits and qualifications, without relying on childish and mentally diminutive mind games.&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">justsayin</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2015 00:16:56 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Quiz: Are You an Apple or an Android Fanboy?</title><link>http://www.esarcasm.com/11699/apple-android-fanboy-quiz/#comment-2154503974</link><description>&lt;p&gt;-20 but i use IOS. Also OS X and Windows 8.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">M8</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2015 05:58:21 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: What the Frak: When Acronyms Attack</title><link>http://www.esarcasm.com/5967/what-the-frak-when-acronyms-attack/#comment-2098370569</link><description>&lt;p&gt;It's both...&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Briana Lyn Delaney</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2015 23:28:46 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: When Boinking Goes Bonkers: The 10 Strangest Sexual Fetishes</title><link>http://www.esarcasm.com/9573/strange-sexual-fetishes/#comment-1831950464</link><description>&lt;p&gt;What the FUCK is going on with these mofo's&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Misty Nelson</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2015 02:15:14 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Hump Day Hottie: Hayden Panettiere</title><link>https://www.esarcasm.com/21743/hump-day-hottie-hayden-panettiere/#comment-1740301737</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Klichko is ukrainian. Not russian.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Олексій Вишневський</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2014 10:41:40 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Steve Jobs’ Apple-Adobe Letter: A Bullshit-Free Translation</title><link>http://www.esarcasm.com/13913/steve-jobs-apple-adobe-letter/#comment-1721458436</link><description>&lt;p&gt;What do you mean? Steve Jobs did that, too, right?&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">NinjaKrill</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2014 00:32:08 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Video Sex Chat Is Coming to an iPhone 4 Near You</title><link>http://www.esarcasm.com/15663/video-sex-chat-is-coming-to-an-iphone-4-near-you/#comment-1716913256</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Dinasssy&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Dilshan</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2014 14:44:05 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Video Sex Chat Is Coming to an iPhone 4 Near You</title><link>http://www.esarcasm.com/15663/video-sex-chat-is-coming-to-an-iphone-4-near-you/#comment-1701273002</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Good &lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">The The </dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2014 08:50:22 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: 25 More Sexting Acronyms Parents Should Know</title><link>http://www.esarcasm.com/347/25-more-sexting-acronyms-parents-should-know/#comment-1588993918</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Lol nobody ever uses any of these &lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Lilred</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2014 15:41:11 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: 20 Funny (and Unfortunate) Company Names</title><link>http://www.esarcasm.com/8983/funny-company-names/#comment-1564845345</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Wow...I feel so sorry for these company owners...lmao&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Chiharu </dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2014 10:41:37 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Apple Sues Google For Stealing Stuff It Just Invented</title><link>http://www.esarcasm.com/24294/apple-sues-google-for-stealing-stuff-it-just-invented/#comment-1528402547</link><description>&lt;p&gt;#rekt&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Batman</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2014 10:01:35 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Screw the Webby Awards. Meet the Winners of the 2010 Snarkies</title><link>http://www.esarcasm.com/15228/screw-the-webby-awards-meet-the-winners-of-the-2010-snarkies/#comment-1504742607</link><description>&lt;p&gt;You've got a really nice site here.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Scott Adams</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2014 22:16:18 -0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>