DISQUS

eSarcasm: Hump Day Hottie: Carrie Prejean

  • Ricardo · 2 months ago
    Miss Moral Crusader dropped her $1Mil suit against the pageant the other day. Why? The pageant people got hold of a steamy sex tape featuring a solo Miss Morality pleasuring herself (allegedly)...result: Suit dropped. Now Carrie, go away.
  • dantynan · 2 months ago
    there's a carrie prejean sex tape and nobody told us about it? we're outraged.

    we'll offer a reward of $50 to anyone who can produce the tape. Or $25 for someone who can produce a sex tape of someone who looks like her.
  • itsmrjerktoyou · 2 months ago
    I made a tape of this web page complete with the picture of carrie prejean that I'm willing to sell.

    It came out a little shaky and out of focus but you know that's actually a plus, because it looks more 'real' and 'homemade' that way instead looking like a phony polished porn sex film. Also the tape has part of my cousin's wedding which came out really good I think and has a really funny scene where my cousin is singing with the band.

    I'm looking for $12.50 or best offer.