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Re: Source: iPhone Taken to Secure Bunker In Advance of Droid Launch

itsmrjerktoyou — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:40:12 -0000

Let's hope Dick is safe and in control for the sake of the free world.

We do have to be vigilant about iPhone killers. We certainly can't let apple become a failed nuclear state considering their claim that their nuclear iPhone program is for peaceful purposes only is patently false. I think the statements by Kim Jobs-il about how easily their iNukes sync up with iTunes can not and should not be taken lightly.

Re: Source: iPhone Taken to Secure Bunker In Advance of Droid Launch

dantynan — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:44:17 -0000

Dick is in an undisclosed location -- also under a Radio Shack, I understand.

Re: Source: iPhone Taken to Secure Bunker In Advance of Droid Launch

ItsMrJerkToYou — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:41:35 -0000

I heard that these godless Droids don't have soft, friendly edges and instead are all metal and hard and square and threatening and even make fun of light-hearted, life-is-wonderful pop tunes. Is that true? My god, apple simply must beef up it's security and protect us from this open-source scourge. Where's Dick Cheney when you need him?